So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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