i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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