He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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