So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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