WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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