he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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