dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so let's talk penis.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
