I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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what are you doing with your life
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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