He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
