Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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