Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
40s are totally the cure
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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