glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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