maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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