Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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