she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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