Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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