She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I did not marry a roomba.
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