Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Randomize
