Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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