All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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