Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Shame is for Republicans.
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