She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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