isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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