OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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