I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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