Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
