So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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