Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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