And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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