Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
