Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
