So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The power of my boobs compel you
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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