Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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