'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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