After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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