im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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