Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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