you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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