I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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