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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.

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  Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.

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• (916): View more from California

  How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.

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  Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Walk of Shame time yet?

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  Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Big girls don't cry they get day drunk

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.

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