I murdered the dance floor call the cops
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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