Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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