Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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