Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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