try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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