Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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