One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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