chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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