these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
