I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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