Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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