Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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