he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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