You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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